Even Broken Wings Can Fly
butwesureknowhowtorunthings:

Candid footage of me at every meal

butwesureknowhowtorunthings:

Candid footage of me at every meal

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

troyesivan:

me when i move out

troyesivan:

me when i move out

such a great answer (x)

modifiedmummytobe:

Instead of me having to explain why I don’t like rape jokes, how about you explain why you find them funny.

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it



Jensen Ackles: 8/∞

Jensen Ackles: 8/

"It’s embarrassing, but it’s very flattering, very nice to be called ‘the hottie of the high seas’. Yeah, I like it. I’ll get some business cards printed up."

elenamorelli:

{ tiny black panther and the spring }
-luna, green grass, flowers, dirt, and an olive tree-

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*